WTF is Kaaba and the black stone?

If you look at this image you may think is a fucking toilet or something but no, it isnt. In fact is a stone from heavem (al-Hajar-el-Aswad), from paradise that Allah sent to earth. Yes, it is from our view, a fucking meteor, not from motherfucking Allah. That is why all muslims pray to Mecca, the holy city of Islam. By the way there was a beheading in holy city some days ago. It has to be a holy fucking city.

One time I asked a muslim, a sunni one, if by any means, the stone is destroyed, he said, there will be a war. 

And if USA bombed the stone, we would kill them. 

Can´t god sent another one?

Silence.

It is so fucking holy that god, a lazy fuck, can´t send other.

And you are always saying that christians pray in front of a cross, you muslims pray in direction of a fucking stone.

This is the kaaba, the building!

Still waiting for Jesus

.For God sakes, there are still people waiting for Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, how many years are passed, 2000 years, dam, Jesus is a little asshole, maybe is traumatized with the crucifiction.

Father, I don´t want to go, there are still crosses down there. Maybe, next year.

Think about that, maybe Jesus doesn't return because there are still crosses.

Satan is NOT real!

Satan worshipers around the world and others that believe in some kind of creature that is a monster that rules hell, (yes god is omnipresent, so he is in the right side of satan), if there is a god, I think it would be boring like a kid playing with ants, but god is all-knowing, omnipresent, and all that bullshit, being god in my eyes is a boring job.


Fuck lets create a universe, I already know everything about it, well, let´s create some fucking humans in a planet and lets make them worshiping me, and lets make them believing that I am right and other religions are false, screw primitive humans, I can do everything,. It is kind of boring. let´s kill myself but first let´s have fun with this ants, lord of the ants, to spice this shit, I am gonna create Satan, why not? And sometimes I can be Satan.

I think that if there is a god, or he is a sick monster, or he doesnt give a shit, or he killed himself or he just play with us by creating sin and the devil, maybe, just maybe GOD IS SATAN, how about that.