WTF is Kaaba and the black stone?

If you look at this image you may think is a fucking toilet or something but no, it isnt. In fact is a stone from heavem (al-Hajar-el-Aswad), from paradise that Allah sent to earth. Yes, it is from our view, a fucking meteor, not from motherfucking Allah. That is why all muslims pray to Mecca, the holy city of Islam. By the way there was a beheading in holy city some days ago. It has to be a holy fucking city.

One time I asked a muslim, a sunni one, if by any means, the stone is destroyed, he said, there will be a war. 

And if USA bombed the stone, we would kill them. 

Can´t god sent another one?

Silence.

It is so fucking holy that god, a lazy fuck, can´t send other.

And you are always saying that christians pray in front of a cross, you muslims pray in direction of a fucking stone.

This is the kaaba, the building!

Still waiting for Jesus

.For God sakes, there are still people waiting for Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, how many years are passed, 2000 years, dam, Jesus is a little asshole, maybe is traumatized with the crucifiction.

Father, I don´t want to go, there are still crosses down there. Maybe, next year.

Think about that, maybe Jesus doesn't return because there are still crosses.

Satan is NOT real!

Satan worshipers around the world and others that believe in some kind of creature that is a monster that rules hell, (yes god is omnipresent, so he is in the right side of satan), if there is a god, I think it would be boring like a kid playing with ants, but god is all-knowing, omnipresent, and all that bullshit, being god in my eyes is a boring job.


Fuck lets create a universe, I already know everything about it, well, let´s create some fucking humans in a planet and lets make them worshiping me, and lets make them believing that I am right and other religions are false, screw primitive humans, I can do everything,. It is kind of boring. let´s kill myself but first let´s have fun with this ants, lord of the ants, to spice this shit, I am gonna create Satan, why not? And sometimes I can be Satan.

I think that if there is a god, or he is a sick monster, or he doesnt give a shit, or he killed himself or he just play with us by creating sin and the devil, maybe, just maybe GOD IS SATAN, how about that.

I am sick of Contests Part 1

Don´t you hate that shit. Cooking, dancing, singing or fashion contests. Every channel has some kind of this channels, almost the entire world has this kind of contests
-Come on Danny, they are already asking us to call some number to vote.
Vote my ass, they want your money and turn you to a mindless person for one or two hours and been told that everyone has a chance and you have an opinion on the matter and you can change the results.
Cooking contests are the worst, ok. Cooking shitty meals with bourgeois and exotic foods. Shit, and then, they show us some clips to keep watching that crap. I don´t watch too much tv but damn but fuck, each time I turn the channels I see one of this kind of shitty contests.
This is what you do with these contests, you pick all the professional tv cookers, singers, dancers and you put them on a show, then you pick judges from the public and they show us their skills, by dancing mindless dancings, singing commercial shit, cookers cooking shitty meals and fashion bitchs designing useless and extravagant clothes.

I am a crazy US Republican

I am a crazy republican.
I am a christian. Gun-Nut.
Sometimes I am a racist and use the N word
I am anti-Gays, lesbians, bissexuals, transexuals and intersexuals because God h8s faggots.
I am against Obama, taxes, a good health care, immigration and the global environment.
I am against abortation, security, same sex marriage, and against weed.
I support the army and wars. War against terrorism and drugs.
I support Israel.
Mexicans, go home. You natives, go to your reservations and stay there
I dont know that my family were imigrants
I hate atheists, liberals, muslims, faggots, and hippies...
I love Jesus, Guns, God, Bible and the Fox News.
I am a redneck asshole. I am all Reagan
I love watch History Channel, Ice Road Drivers, Pawn Shops and Swamp Hunters.
Some of us thinks that KKK is good and niggers should be enslaved.
Fuck Licon!
I love Creationism.
I never read the bible. I have a sticker on my car saying, Proud to be American or Jesus loves us all.
Now lets all be patriotic, buy a gun and prepare ourselves for doomsday.
Yes, because, nothing shows the proud to be American that prepare myself to the fall of it.

Hello Atheist and others!

First of all, I am an atheist and in this blog I will post rants and other shit about atheism, religion and others.
Sometimes I will post stuff from atheist comedians.
My personal favourite is the great George Carlin, and here it is my tribute to him.
I call this "I am a religious fanatic ".




I am a  religious fanaic man. Man of the dark ages.
I used to torture, kill in the most heinous ways possible.
Yes, I burn you, I decapitate you, I crucify you and even cut you in half from the anus.
I hang you, I stone you, I choked you, I feed you to lions, I gas you, I make you starve and even crush you.
But don't fear, God loves you, Jesus loves you, Moahamed loves you and Allah is great,
Death to infidels, stone witches, infidels, prostitutes, whores, and other motherfuckers.
Yeah, Yeah, I am responsible for holy wars, inquisition, terrorist attacks, jihads some child rape and other shit.
So enter in our church, mosque, synagogue or other,
Accept Jesus as you savior or Mohammed, accept God or Allah as your savior and maker.
And prepare yourself to every Friday, Saturday or Sunday
To pray and ear the word of the Lord by a motherfucker that probably is a child rapist.
Forget some shit that there is in god´s bible, qu'ran, torah or other of my god´s book.
God hates faggs, mockers, infidels and maybe you!
But if you accept my god or many gods and you dont fuck with other people.
You go to heaven, but you have to kill jews, muslims, christians, infidels, mockers, sinners, native americans and others.
So God loves us all but you have to kill some of his sons and forget the rule of no kill.
Because other religions are bullshit except mine.